1. Have a much needed heart-to-heart with a dear and beloved friend. Hi, K!
2. Prep dinner while having the teeniest sip of your favorite beverage.
3. Eye that decadent 9.7 oz. bar of 62% cocoa semi-sweet Scharffen Berger you bought for the express purpose of making this.
4. Promptly hack off a large chunk, and gleefully watch chemistry and physics play out as the friction from the knife melts the chocolate, making your job easier.
5. Lick the fruits of your scientific research off your fingers.
6. Wrap said chunk of unadulterated bliss in paper napkin to avoid a gooey mess.
7. Laugh out loud [but quietly] at the absurd position your slumbering Man has taken. [Think puppy dog laying on its back, with its front legs up in the air, paws hanging, and its rear legs akimbo. Too cute.]
8. Lightly nibble at the chocolate for a few minutes, realize you don't need it, and watch your favorite TV show online, without commercial interruptions (Thank you, YouTube!)
I hope you're having a lovely evening, and Happy Friday!
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